The Furlough Flip – Turning Free Time into Immediate Five Figures
Furloughed = paid vacation with a delay. Treat it like a startup sprint.
The “I Still Have a Badge & Know Where the Bodies Are Buried” Hustle
Many agencies let you keep certain access (email, CAC card, building access) for 30–90 days post-separation. Use it.
The Government Rolodex Monetization Playbook
Your real asset isn’t your GS grade — it’s the 500+ contacts in your Outlook who still have budgets.
I’m Hiding My Phone Because Creditors Keep Calling and I Feel Like I’m Drowning
The calls started on day two—credit cards, car loan, student loans. I can’t even listen to the voicemails anymore. If you’re doing the same, please read this.
Cash In on Federal-Employee-Specific Perks & Emergency Resources (Many People Miss These)
The government and related organizations actually have shutdown-specific lifelines. These aren’t “making money” in the traditional sense, but they are instant cash or cash-equivalent that most laid-off feds never claim.
Same-Day or Next-Day Cash: The “I Need Money Tomorrow” Plan
When the paycheck stops immediately, speed beats everything else. Realistic Day 1–7 total from this article alone: $1,500–$4,000 if you combine delivery and plasma.
From Federal Layoff to Six-Figure Contractor Job: The Clearance-Holder’s Roadmap
The silver lining: Your clearance and federal experience are gold right now. These are the best job-search strategies for cleared government workers.
Don’t Lose What You’ve Earned: Protecting Pay, Benefits & Retirement After a Federal Layoff
During a shutdown furlough (not RIF), you are almost always entitled to retroactive pay once the budget is passed. During a true RIF, you usually are NOT. Know the difference — your notice letter will say “furlough” or “separation/RIF.”
Laid Off from Your Government Job in a Shutdown? Your 7-Day Action Plan
You’ve just been handed a furlough notice or RIF letter. This is your practical first-week survival guide (step-by-step checklist). Here’s exactly what to do in the first week.
The Shutdown Per-Diem Locust Strategy: Get Paid to Travel to Random Cities
The government still owes you backpay, but a bunch of agencies (DoD, DHS, DOJ especially) will let “essential” personnel TDY-travel during shutdowns and pay per diem upfront on your GTC because lodging/meals are considered “excepted expenditures.”
Shutdown Side-Hustle Speedrun – $10k+ in the First 30 Days (While Still “Essential”)
You’re either furloughed (free time) or essential (working for free IOUs). Either way, Uncle Sam just turned you into a 100% commission salesperson with no cap.
The Nuclear Option – Immediate Six-Figure Cash (100% Legal, Slightly Evil)
This is called “clearance whoring” in Northern Virginia. Average practitioner clears $350k–$600k/year with zero loyalty. The same companies that laid you off via budget cuts will pay you double to sit in the same cubicle wearing a different badge.